Sometimes You Just Want Watermelon.

I have a cold that my lovely husband decided to share with me.

Blurgh.

I sent C a litany of pictures yesterday, capturing the onset of my cold.

Last night was miserable, topped off by the dogs waking me up at 3:30a to chase nothing outside.

Yay.

I ‘slept’ on the couch to keep an eye on them – and all I’ve been thinking of is WATERMELON.

Watermelons are AWESOME. I used to hate the texture, the wet, grainy bits that quickly turn mealy and gross. Now they are so so delicious – the BEST cold, sometimes sprinkled with Tajin, sometimes mixed with feta and fresh mint pulled from the garden, sometimes just in a bowl with a fork.

I realized a while ago that watermelon is best when you allow it to drain – so I cut up half a melon into a strainer, inside a bowl.

I don’t know how to describe my cutting method. I slice the melon into quarters, then slice across, turn it sideways, slice across again, then flip it sideways and slice across again, dumping all the cubes into the strainer. Or in smiles. I like cubes, and the kids go back and forth between cubes and smiles.

Today is CUBES.

Taa and Daa.

…I’m going to go lay down now.

Back. Back again.

It’s been a minute.

I’m back, trying to process the world.

As it stands right now, I’m a 50+ woman with twin teenagers, a husband, and 2 dogs. I have a roof over my head, food on the table, and clothes on my back. I am lucky. My limbs mostly work (I am bionic, after all). Mostly my car works. My kids and husband are all relatively healthy. We have been able to keep our heads above water and meds paid for.

Daily Motto: Everything will work out and everyone will eventually be paid.

First – we pay off/down the CC debit because they carry interest. Then we pay off/down the medical debt. Next up on the agenda will be to fix C’s tooth, everyone’s glasses, and then the roof/family room ceiling. Then the oven replacement. and maybe someone to fix the stupid ring camera doorbell already.

Maybe I’ll be able to get a job at some point… It’s not for lack of trying or anything. I’ve been using AI to help me write Cover letters, to tailor my Resumes to the qualifications listed in the job ads… but it’s not all reviewed after by me. It’s a more polished version of me. That’s all, really.

OKAY – Onto Food Thingies and less about my stressors.

Bread - Gold Medal Bread Bag Recipe

I really REALLY want to be able to bake good bread.

Bread that people crave, that people look forward to eating, to really DELICIOUS bread.

Not it.

I dunno what I’m doing wrong, really. Too much salt? Not enough salt? Add butter? Add margarine?

This last batch from the back of the Gold Medal Bread Flour Bag is fluffy, deliciously light. It slices beautifully. It rose quickly and baked off so so easily.

And yet.

**insert sigh here**

And yet it’s just meh.

I started making the bread because we’re almost out of regular bread and I want the kids to have options for meals and meal making. They know how to make grilled cheese sandwiches and I want to make sure they have the tools available to feed themselves.

Bread, cheese, butter – all things we have in the house at all times.

So – we’re nearly out of commercial bread, and I thought – NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT!

Yeaaaaah.

It’s … fine.

Maybe I’ll try it again but with butter instead of margarine. And maybe with some salt too.

After we slog through these two loaves that is…

Meh.

And no – no one in my family likes Sourdough. I will not be pursuing that hobby/venture.

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Beets make me pee red

We wanted a light lunch today, so I decided to utilize some beets I’d made yesterday.

Beets are kinda scary, because they’re awfully messy, but both C and I think they’re DELICIOUS! Though, we have learned that small children should probably only be feed yellow beets until they’re…oh, say 32 (they stain).

I’ve discovered the easiest way to cook beets:

Rinse them in water, dump them unceremoniously in a baking vessel of some sort (I tend to like a pie dish), add about half an inch of water, cover the whole thing with foil, whack that bad boy into the oven (on 350°F) for like, an hour or so – or until you pick the kids up from school. The beets are done when a knife slides in and out very easily from their middles. BEWARE – when you open the foil the steam billows & it’s hot. Leave the beets until they’re cool, then grab a wad of paper towels or a kitchen towel you don’t mind getting stained. Hold the beet with one hand and use a different paper towel/kitchen towel to rub the skin off the beet. It should peel off and astound you with the ease with which it does so. BEWARE #2 – don’t wear anything you don’t mind staining while doing this. Also, the juice will only stain your hands for a few hours. Don’t stress.

If you’re going to use the beets right here and now – have at them.

I shoved mine in a plastic tupperware thingie and into the fridge they went.

Today, I pulled them out, sliced the relatively thinly, then spread them slices out on a plate. I sprinkled them with 2T of Gorgonzola crumbles, threw on some chopped pecans for texture, tossed on a few clementine segments for a hint of sweetness/acidity, then drizzled everything with some good olive oil. Oh and a teensy little bit of smoked sea salt.

Can you hear me clapping?

The artistic shot

The artistic shot

Roasted Beet Salad with Gorgonzola, Pecans and Citrus

By Me – Inspired by a meal I had in NYC’s East Village, like a million years ago

Printable Recipe HERE

Ingredients:

Roasted Beets, peeled, sliced thinly, chilled – 1 per person. The size I buy them is a little bit bigger than a clenched fist. Make sure that they’re hard and not rubbery when you peruse them at the store. They will last a few days longer on your counter until you’re ready to cook them.

2T Gorgonzola per person **Any strong cheese would be totally fine here.

1-3t of Nuts, toasted and then chopped **I used Pecans, but the original salad had hazelnuts. I think they were candied too. But let’s not get carried away here! ***I think I forgot to toast my nuts today. You should toast your nuts. Waaaay better tasting.

Citrus segments – If possible, supreme them. It’s soooooo much prettier. Watch THIS chef do it to learn how (or google it yourself). Today I used a clementine. A grapefruit would’ve been better. Stronger/bolder flavor to balance the strong Gorgonzola.

Olive Oil to drizzle on top **This is where you use your Fancy Shmancy Olive Oil.

Sea Salt **I used some Smoked Falksalt – seriously, smoked sea salt is a new thing and THESE guys rock the freakin’ boat.

Not just for Goat Cheese anymore!

Not just for Goat Cheese anymore!

How To:

1- If you’ve not done so, please roast your lovely beets now (washed veg + baking vessel + water , then covered in foil > 350°F oven for 1+ hours). Let cool, then peel, then slice.

2- Spread said beets on a plate. Pretend you’re a fancy chef and get your decoration skills on.

3- Sprinkle on the cheese.

4- Time to add pieces of nuts. If you’re planning on toasting them you can see how to HERE. *wink*

5- Scatter citrus prettily. Yes you can. I believe in you.

6- Drizzle with oil.

7- Time for salt! Seriously, if you have some fancy-pants salt in your pantry – HERE is where you should use it. *swoon*

MANGIA!

END RESULT:

The beets were GREAT with the Gorgonzola. Supremed citrus would’ve been better, as would toasted and/or candied nuts, but for a throw-together kinda light lunch, this was easy, FAST (because I already had beets made), and quite nice.

Plus, they make you pee red. *grin*

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