…So basically, these are just Balls, right?

I’ve been a fan of the Chubby Vegetarian for awhile now, and I’ve been itching to try out this one recipe using homemade “meat” for “meat”balls.

When C saw me prepping dinner tonight he said, “Um…whatcha makin?”

I couldn’t look him in the eye and said, “*mumble mumble* …balls”.

“So the meat is in quotation marks, right? So basically, these are ..Balls. You’re making BALLS for dinner.”

Yes. Yes I am.

You take a bunch of mushrooms and chop them up, then you take some eggplants and chop them up, and finally you chop up a few onions. You mix everything together with some fresh herbs and 2 crushed bouillon cubes, drizzle on some olive oil and balsamic and then sprinkle it with some garlic powder. Whack your pan into a hot oven for 20+ minutes and then let your newly created “meat” cool.

From then on out you make a mix of normal meatball stuff (breadcrumbs, eggs, etc). You throw in some mushroom “meat” and use an ice cream scoop or tablespoon or something to facilitate your scooping needs. You lay your heaps o’ “meat” out on a lined baking sheet, shpritz with oil/pam and whack those in the oven for 10 minutes. Then you are supposed to paint on some pasta sauce and let them bake for another 10 minutes. I don’t have a brush for pasta sauce, so I ladled the sauce on. Oh, and in an attempt to try to give the BALLS some crisp, we broiled them for 2-3 minutes.

End Result: C said, “These have good flavor, but if I was expecting MEATballs I’d be pissed.”

I liked them, probably more than I should have…I kept picturing them being draped with little sheets of melted cheese… *licking lips*

I shoulda broiled these BEFORE I topped them with sauce. Live and learn.

I shoulda broiled these BEFORE I topped them with sauce. Live and learn.

“Meat”balls by The Chubby Vegetarian

Printable Recipe HERE

Vegetarian, Toddler-Almost APPROVED

(makes about 3 dozen small meatballs)


1 cup Shredded Parmesan cheese

1 cup Breadcrumbs

2 cups Mushroom meat

2 Large Eggs (beaten)

1 Tablespoon Tomato paste

1/2 cup Half and Half

1/2 teaspoon Red pepper flakes (less if you don’t like spiciness)

1/2 teaspoon minced fresh Oregano

2 Tablespoon minced fresh Parsley

2 Tablespoons Olive Oil (for drizzling)

about 1/2 cup of good-quality Tomato sauce (for brushing)

Don't these just SCREAM to be covered in melted cheese?

Don’t these just SCREAM to be covered in melted cheese?

How To:

1- Preheat your oven to 350 degrees.

2- In a large mixing bowl, combine cheese, breadcrumbs, mushroom meat, eggs, tomato paste, half and half, red pepper flakes, oregano, and parsley. Allow mixture to stand for twenty minutes so that the breadcrumbs soak up the flavor of the other ingredients. Using a small ice-cream scoop (about one tablespoon), scoop a portion of the mixture onto a parchment-lined, 12 x 17 inch, rimmed baking sheet. (You will want to portion them fairly close together as this makes a whole bunch of little meatballs.) Repeat until all of the mixture has been used.

3- Drizzle the meatballs with olive oil. Place pan in the oven for a total of 20 minutes. After ten minutes, take the tray out and brush the tops of the meatballs with tomato sauce. Return the pan to the oven to finish cooking.

Serve these with your favorite pasta and spaghetti sauce garnished with plenty of parmesan cheese and minced parsley. You could also make these into little sliders on a soft bun with ricotta and tomato.


By the way, I was able to get 41 “meat”balls outta this recipe – that makes them 1 point+ each. I ate a DOZEN. No joke. Nom nom nom.

I served these with spaghetti, baked sweet potatoes, and parmesan topped leeks. R ate 1.5 sweet potatoes and a whole ‘meat’ball, and J pretended his pasta was face-art.

Bite-sized Balls. *giggle*

Bite-sized Balls.

Thinking… If I can figure out how to make these more firm, I could totally see them as a party-time appetizer!

…Covered in melted cheese of course!



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